"Well yes, I’m angry. You know, I’m getting totally screwed over here. The deal was, if I win the Hunger Games I get to live the rest of my life in peace. But now you want to kill me again. Hah, well you know what? FUCK THAT. AND FUCK EVERYBODY THAT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT."
you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact
so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis
I have come full circle
this needs to stop
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.